More and more as time goes on I find that things that I've been expounding on seem to filter out into the mainstream. I've decided that I need to start writing them down so I can say, "See! I told you so!" This is the first post in that vein.
I have an idea that I think libertarians, fiscal
conservatives, and social conservatives could all rally around. It’s called the “Just Leave Me Alone”
campaign, and I’ve been carping about it to my husband for months now. I mean, really, what do conservatives
and libertarians want? We want the government to get out
of our business, stop trying to tell us how to live our lives, and LEAVE US
ALONE! And not just the government. All those people who think that they have a right, no, a duty! to tell others what to do with their lives.
I envision several little
scripts, each one focusing on one part of the movement.
For example, libertarians want to be left alone to live
their personal lives the way they want to without interference by the
government or the Mrs. Grundy busybodies of the world, so:
Each person is a separate shot,
with background appropriate to their name. Title cards can be inserted with more details:
HIPSTER
Leave me
alone.
GAMER
Leave me
alone
YOUNG WOMAN
Just leave
me alone
GAMER
Don’t tell
me what kind of games I can play.
OLD
ARTHRITIC PERSON
Don’t tell
me I can’t have pain medication, just because you’re afraid some addict may try
to game the system.
YOUNG WOMAN
Don’t tell
me what I can and can’t do with my body, or what I can or can’t eat. It’s my body.
HIPSTER
I’m a
sovereign individual. As long as I’m not
hurting anyone, it’s none of your business what I do.
PHOTOGRAPHER
Don’t tell
me who I have to do business with! If I
have a moral objection to a project I have the right to refer them to someone
who does want their business. …and I
shouldn’t be sued, or fined by the Government!
OLD
ARTHRITIC PERSON
Don’t tell
me what health care practitioners I can see, just because I’m on Medicare. If I’m willing to pay I should be able to see
any doctor I want to. I’m not a
slave. Medicare doesn’t own me!
HOUSEWIFE
Don’t tell
me what kind of light bulbs I have to buy!
I don’t want to expose my kids to mercury just because you’re trying to
“save the environment”.
TITLE CARD: CFL LIGHT BULBS CONTAIN MERCURY, WHICH IS A TOXIC CHEMICAL THAT IS ESPECIALLY DANGEROUS FOR FETUSES, INFANTS, AND CHILDREN.
PHOTOGRAPHER
Leave me
alone.
HOUSEWIFE
Leave me
alone.
OLD
ARTHRITIC PERSON
Just leave
me alone.
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